I SPIT RHYMEZ HALF THE TIME

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hi, simi

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as i was driving to meet my date yesterday, i thought about how i need to give up Justin Timberlake this year for Lent. He will never love me the way I love him…and it’s time to move on…but it’s so hard

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Notes: 36 2/23/12 — 12:55pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZUDFLyGv2IY9

do you ever just close your eyes and imagine eddie murphy standing in his swim trunks with a dozen roses just for you singing “maybe i’m amazed” by paul mccartney and hitting every note

hammiefay:

i do

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hammiefay:

welcome 2 my crib

SUICIDE PARTY. NO FRIENDS 2010 is coming back this Lent.

Fuck all yall. I hate yall.

Source: hammiefay

Notes: 8 2/22/12 — 8:40pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZUDFLyGt4frz

sweet dreams

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An invitation I can’t refuse

a destination wedding with an open bar and transgenders. The brother of the bride became the sister of the bride, and the parents only eat soup on News Years in clown costumes.

I’d be crazy not to miss this holy matrimony.

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